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Game One Win? Check.

by Cameron on March 25 at 2:27PM | comments (0)
It may not have been the way a fan would draw it up, but the Red Sox are 1-0.

In a game that went nearly four hours, finishing just before 10 o'clock after a 6 a.m. start, Boston moved to an early divisional lead at 1-0 with a come-from-behind, 6-5 win over the A's in the Tokyo Dome. The Red Sox twice staged late-inning rallies - a three-run burst in the sixth and solo homer from late addition Brandon Moss (guess who the scratch was ... go ahead, it really is that obvious ... J.D. Drew! Who woulda thought!") in the top of the ninth before Manny Ramirez proved that his offseason of preparation would have him ready to go from Day 1, knocking home his third and fourth RBI of the game in the top of the 10th.

manrambat.pngIn truth, both the Sox and Daisuke Matsuzaka, the native son turned Boston opening day starter who allowed two runs on only two hits across five sporadic and inefficient innings. Dice-K entered with gusto, allowed a two-run homer to Oakland's Mark Ellis, and proceeded to walk an average of one batter per inning during the victory. Still, though his 95 pitches  only earned him five frames, his six strikeouts were predictably clutch, bailing him out of a number of jams, just as they did a number of times during his 15 wins in 2007.

Unfortunately, Terry Francona's hand was forced into going to the equivalent of long relief, and Kyle Snyder failed to ingratiate himself in his chase for the fifth starting spot, giving up two runs of his own. In fact, Snyder allowed his two ER after only two batters, with Oakland's new third baseman, Jack Hanahan taking Snyder deep for a 4-2 lead. He recovered, as did the Boston bullpen, and the Sox were able to patch things together until Moss came through with his first MLB homer to tie the game, and Ramirez found a way to win it with a hit and earn himself $10 grand for player of the game honors, money which he promptly - and only Ramirez could pull this off - said allocated in the following manner:

"I'm just ready to roll, I feel great, " said Ramirez, was given a giant check for 100,000 yen -- about $10,000 -- by the sponsor for being the player of the game.

"I think I'll use it for gas money," he said.

That's right folks, 10K for gas money. You have to love Manny Ramirez talking to the media again, no matter how you feel about him. But don't take our word for it, check out the new and improved media Manny below.

With all this in mind, here's the opening day report card. But we're not giving grades - in a sport like baseball, letter grades on a single game are preposterous - just kindergarten-style ✓, ✓+, ✓- and, in some cases, straight -es (that's a minus for those of you who may be 50 years removed from kindergarten and Spot, Tom and those speak and spell books).

STARTING PITCHING: ✓
Dice-K wasn't efficient, let alone perfect, but he only gave up two runs. And he was in line for the win. For a start that would usually still be in late spring training, that's a good sign.

MID-INNING RELIEF: ✓-
The minus goes straight to Snyder, who blew a win for one of Japan's native sons just to set up another for the eventual win. Funny how that worked out, isn't it?

SET-UP RELIEF: ✓
There were serious palpitations during Hideki Okajima's ninth, but he worked out of it. That's what you're looking for, particularly since Okie improved steadily through the season last year. Remember opening day and the monster homer he allowed to a Kansas City catcher who will remain nameless? There you go. This was certainly a step in the right direction

CLOSER: -
Sorry Paps, but giving up a run and needing a fluke rundown to escape with a save is not exactly a Maalox evening. Clearly, Papelbon will be happy to ship back to Boston - or at least the states - as soon as possible.

LINEUP: ✓
Obviously, Manny Ramirez would earn himself a ✓++, but he was brought down by some of his teammates. Brandon Moss pulled off an impressive bail out performance himself on a pure fluke - the last-second back injury of J.D. Drew. If you had that in your office pool, go buy a lottery ticket.

So there you go. One game down, 161 to go, starting tomorrow at 6 a.m. Buckle up, because the Jon Lester rollercoaster is already warming itself up. 

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