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Eight Year-Olds Dude. Eight Year-Oldsby Cameron on March 4 at 10:29PM | comments (1)
[ comments (1) ] [ BallHype ] Well, maybe they weren't THAT young, but WMYM will never skip the chance to drop Lebowski quotes. Never.  So, what the hell are we talking about? Clearly, we're talking about this: Jesse Levis, a former big-league catcher who last year completed his first season as a pro scout for the Red Sox, faces two felony counts of lewd and lascivious behavior on persons under 16 after an incident Monday in a Port St. Lucie, Fla., hotel.Naturally, Gordon Edes is a bit more delicate with his terminology than we are. Here's what the guy was doing: Masturbating at a window. Yup. The former big league backup catcher was looking for ... well, the joke just gets intolerably distasteful from there, but you get the idea. Because he got rapped in Port St. Lucie, WMYM is guessing one Mr. Levis was doing some advance scouting of the Mets, or perhaps was involved in talent evaluation in case the Sox ramp up trade talks with wheeler-dealer extraordinaire Omar Minaya. Of course, you can read a lot more about Senor Minaya's exploits and slow, impressive attempt to build a world class team with every Latin American star on the planet ... plus David Wright over here. What's more interesting to people who would wander onto a site named after another backup catcher is whether this could be a developing trend among backup catchers. We're hoping not, but we decided to pop into photos of backup catchers to see if there's anything that gives off the creeptacular vibes that we stereotypically associate with the men Walter Sobchak like's to tell The Dude are "Pederasses": Kelly Stinnett  Nah. Kelly's a kinky name, but not for a closeted suit. Paul Bako  OK, we'll buy Bako. Just check out the soul patch on this guy. Sal Fasano  Book 'em Dano! I mean, did he really have to grow the mustache? We were sold on the greasy mullet alone! Michael Barrett  Seems to smiley, right? Then again, he's clearly REALLY into shoes ...Name That Molina!  This is Jose, but he and broham Bengie are just too hardworking to stray that far off course. Little bro' Yadier might be a prime candidate, but he's not a backup, he's a star. And of course, the Messiah  Wait, hold on. Dougie totally fits the "Pederass" bill to a T, doesn't he. Crap! Well, what if we bail him out with a photo like this ...  Aaahhh. Much better. Thank God for that wifeand kids of his. Our back will feel a lot better without all the self flagellation. 1 Comments |
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